The game last night was Crap. Note the capital “c”.
‘Twas the CIS cup game with Falkirk at home.HERE
I fell asleep at the wheel as it were last night.
I was watching the nonsense on the TeeVee and fell asleep with a glass of wine in my hand.
I looked like I’d pished myself.
So I went to bed with Dilzyghirl tutting and mumbling “look at the state o’ yi.”
Fell asleep again and when I woke up, I had to ask Dilzyghirl how it went.
She told me the score and finished it of with what can only be described as the best piece of match analysis from a wifey…
“It was shite.”

I s’pose it’s the win that counts but…