December 2005

What a lot of fucking shite it is and no mistake. Don’t get me wrong, I wish all and sundry a fine season but really, I would be wishing that regardless. Is it just me or is everyone else winter friends??? Do we just wish seasons greeting in a, well, seasonal way???

I mean why elect a time of year to be nice to eachother? Does that mean we are allowed to be bastards for the rest of the year?

Or is christmas time our way of saying, “oh my dear, we have been a bunch of fucking twisted evil bastards having thrown out jobs and the like all year long but on a brighter note, we’re giving dosh to poor cunts.”?

So come the new year guys… The gloves come back off. Not my fault mind. I just go along without thinking so therefore I’m innocent. Innit?

Right so, this one is much better than any of my previous ones.

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This one’s got no ads so I’m going to transfer all my posts to here.

Why is it people can be so wilfully fucking stupid!!!
Yesterday I went to work to get my wages cheque.
They give me a cover letter to give to the bank so they will cash it for me.
I go into the bank and hands the letter with the cheque over to the seemingly normal person behind the counter.
But she tells me that she can't cash it because I've not signed the letter under Angela's signature. Apparently Angela should have me sign it when she hands the cheque over to me.
I tell this crackpot that I've got my bankcard with me with my signature on it. (she needs to check my signature against the one I sign on the back of the cheque)
Oh no. It's got to be on the letter where it says "specimen signature"??:??:
She was starting to get a little excitable about it an'all.
So I tell her to calm down and I go outside and, not quite believing what I'm doing, go off to put petrol in the car, sign the fucking letter and take it back in.
They cash it no problem.
Does she honestly think I took the letter all the way back to work to sign it in front of Angela and bring it all the way back to Coatbridge. Around 12 miles all round.
The mind boggles.

On my way into work the other night (Tuesday) for night shift there was a traffic jam at the second last roundabout. (about 1 1/2 miles from the work)
It turns out that a young girl has crashed into a parked trailer outside my work.
She was pronounced dead at the scene. Her colleague who was a passenger is now stable in Monklands hospital.
Both girls were only 19.
The girl had only recently passed her driving test.
Very sad.

It turns out that the girl drove off without clearing the ice from her windscreen.