What a lot of fucking shite it is and no mistake. Don’t get me wrong, I wish all and sundry a fine season but really, I would be wishing that regardless. Is it just me or is everyone else winter friends??? Do we just wish seasons greeting in a, well, seasonal way???

I mean why elect a time of year to be nice to eachother? Does that mean we are allowed to be bastards for the rest of the year?

Or is christmas time our way of saying, “oh my dear, we have been a bunch of fucking twisted evil bastards having thrown out jobs and the like all year long but on a brighter note, we’re giving dosh to poor cunts.”?

So come the new year guys… The gloves come back off. Not my fault mind. I just go along without thinking so therefore I’m innocent. Innit?